5 rules of life.

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry about it in a Mecerdes Benz than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember their, his name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they’ll remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive because its illegal to shoot them, stab them, punch them, pretty much any physical encounterment.

5.Alochol does not solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.